Happy Turtle Soap

Meet our quirky happy tortoise (or turtle if you prefer) handmade goat milk soap.  This soap isn't just any ordinary bar- it's like having a mini pet tortoise (or turtle, if you prefer)  in your shower, except it won't leave its shell-shaped soap dish messily around the bathroom!

Each unique handcrafted bar is infused with the goodness of goat milk, packed with moisturizing and skin-loving properties. Ever seen a tortoise blow bubbles? Well, this soap doesn't do that either, but it will definitely make bath time an adventure with its fragrance that will have you feeling like you've just taken a stroll through a wild turtle garden.

The 3D design adds a fun touch to your bathroom decor, and its gentle formula is suitable for all skin types, even sensitive ones. Who knew tortoises could be so suds-tacular? No tortoises were harmed in the making of this soap, just a whole lot of laughs and love! Take your shower routine to a tortally new level with our happy turtle handmade goat milk soap - it's a shell of a good time!

Say goodbye to your boring shower routine and liven up your skincare regimen with our happy turtle handmade goat milk soap! 

To the purists:  I feel you!  This is clearly a tortoise.  Turtle ranks higher for SEO, and, lets, face it, most people really don't know the diffference between the 2.  Just know I know... wink.  

As with all of our soaps, these  turtles are customizeable.  If you don't see the color you are looking for, send us a message and we can make it happen. 

All of our 3d and generic goat milk soap bars are created from a pre-made base.  If you are looking for a more natural experience, contact us about creating custom cold process soaps for you.  Please be aware, however, the colors you see with our 3d and basic bar soaps are not possible in cold process without adding many artificial ingredients.  

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerin, goat milk, lye, sorbitol oleate (emulsifier), mica (colorant), fragrance oil. 

Shipping policy

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

The shipping fee varies depending on the shipping destination and the number of items you purchase. You can check the estimated shipping fee by adding items to your cart, proceeding to checkout, entering your email address and shipping address. The exact shipping fee will be automatically updated and displayed on the checkout page.

If you are overcharged for shipping on your order, the difference will be refunded to you at the time your order is shipped.  I want you to come back, so be rest assured I will not keep money that is not mine to keep.  
WHERE DO WE SHIP?

United States Only.  

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR THE BUYER TO RECEIVE THEIR ORDER?

- Generally, plan on orders shipping 7-14  days from the date of order, though often it doesn't take that long.  For time sensitive orders, PLEASE CALL ME 602-920-5866 to see if I can accomodate.   With the exception of  Holidays, I can usually make it happen.  Always call before ordering to be sure.  

- Depending on shipping method, orders may arrive approximately 3-10 business days after being shipped.

DO YOU OFFER DELIVERY TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?

We support shipments to PO Boxes, but we cannot ship to Military APO/FPO addresses.

Return Policy

I do not accept returns.

Instead, if there is a problem with your order, send me pictures of all questionable items. When I see what the problem is, I will offer either a refund or replacement.

The soaps you received are yours to use! Please use them!

I MUST see pictures before any next steps.

Please note: I am not responsible for damages that occur during shipping. If in doubt, add shipping insurance to the order.