Laying Down Dachshund Soap

Indulge in a bath time experience that's barking mad with our hilarious handmade goat milk soap featuring a lovable dachshund laying at attention!b

This soap captures the sheer cuteness of a weaner dog just waiting for some pampering. This truly unique and fun gift is perfect for all dog lovers or anyone who appreciates a good chuckle in the shower.

Say goodbye to boring bath routines and hello to a lather-filled laughter fest! Our dachshund soap not only brings a smile to your face but also ensures a skin-loving cleanse, thanks to the nourishing power of goat milk.  This adorable four-legged friend will instantly become the star of your bathroom, adding a playful touch to your daily self-care routine.

Whether you're treating yourself or searching for the perfect gift, this dachshund goat milk soap is guaranteed to please. With its irresistible charm and pure amusement factor, this soap will have you howling with laughter while leaving your skin feeling soft and delightfully clean. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or "just because" moments, this soap is a surefire hit for any dog lover in need of a good laugh.

This model is copyright 2022 to Secret Desert Soapworks, LLC, with exclusive right to make and sell the mold granted to Soap Fantasy Molds.   Please visit www.soapfantasymolds.com (US and Canadian shoppers). 

As with all of our soaps, these dogs are customizeable.  If you don't see the color you are looking for, send us a message and we can make it happen.   

All of our 3d and generic goat milk soap bars are created from a pre-made base.  If you are looking for a more natural experience, contact us about creating custom cold process soaps for you.  Please be aware, however, the colors you see with our 3d and basic bar soaps are not possible in cold process without adding many artificial ingredients.   

Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerin, goat milk, lye, sorbitol oleate (emulsifier), mica (colorant), fragrance oil. 

Shipping policy

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

The shipping fee varies depending on the shipping destination and the number of items you purchase. You can check the estimated shipping fee by adding items to your cart, proceeding to checkout, entering your email address and shipping address. The exact shipping fee will be automatically updated and displayed on the checkout page.

If you are overcharged for shipping on your order, the difference will be refunded to you at the time your order is shipped.  I want you to come back, so be rest assured I will not keep money that is not mine to keep.  
WHERE DO WE SHIP?

United States Only.  

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR THE BUYER TO RECEIVE THEIR ORDER?

- Generally, plan on orders shipping 7-14  days from the date of order, though often it doesn't take that long.  For time sensitive orders, PLEASE CALL ME 602-920-5866 to see if I can accomodate.   With the exception of  Holidays, I can usually make it happen.  Always call before ordering to be sure.  

- Depending on shipping method, orders may arrive approximately 3-10 business days after being shipped.

DO YOU OFFER DELIVERY TO PO BOXES OR MILITARY APO/FPO ADDRESSES?

We support shipments to PO Boxes, but we cannot ship to Military APO/FPO addresses.

Return Policy

I do not accept returns.

Instead, if there is a problem with your order, send me pictures of all questionable items. When I see what the problem is, I will offer either a refund or replacement.

The soaps you received are yours to use! Please use them!

I MUST see pictures before any next steps.

Please note: I am not responsible for damages that occur during shipping. If in doubt, add shipping insurance to the order.